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Caraganza Review 2026 Nissan Armada NISMO: A Giant SUV With a Racing Complex

Sadly, at my age, the thought of trying to wedge my worn-out, slightly chubby old frame into a sports car is no longer exciting. It’s terrifying. There would be grunting, there would be enough swearing to make a seasoned sailor blush, and there is a very real possibility that once I finally managed to fold myself into the driver’s seat, I would discover that I could no longer unfold myself.

Then there is the small matter of actually being comfortable. Sports cars were designed for people whose spines still bend in directions nature intended and whose backs don’t immediately begin filing complaints with management after 20 minutes behind the wheel. Getting into one these days would be rather like watching a walrus attempt to climb into a kayak. Technically possible, perhaps, but nobody involved is going to enjoy the experience.

So I am left with the memories. I remember rocketing around city streets and racetracks with a stupid grin plastered across my then-unwrinkled face, happily abusing horsepower, brakes and tires while my body was still willing to forgive me for it. Those days, sadly, are behind me. These days, I require something with doors I can open wide, a seat I can actually climb into and enough room that my knees aren’t negotiating directly with the dashboard.

No, today driving is pretty much limited to SUVs, preferably large SUVs. So when Nissan delivered me an Armada for a recent week, I knew I would at least be able to drive it.

I had last spent a week with the 2022 Armada and it was great, a big SUV that held its own with the others in its class.

What I didn’t know, however, was that this latest one would come with something a little special. This was the Armada NISMO, a marriage of the words Nissan and Motorsports. Normally, anything from Nissan with a NISMO badge meant it was a GT-R or a Z. Those were the machines that made you want to put on a racing helmet even if you were only going to the grocery store.

But starting in 2026, Nissan changed all that.

NISMO has been around for more than 40 years, and the name has long been associated with Nissan’s serious performance machinery. Now the company has taken the biggest SUV in its lineup and decided that what it really needed was more horsepower, more aggressive bodywork, 22-inch wheels, red accents absolutely everywhere and enough NISMO badging to make sure nobody in the parking lot mistakes it for the family version.

This is either inspired or completely bonkers.

Possibly both.

The Armada itself was redesigned for 2025, and the NISMO joins the lineup for 2026 as the performance-oriented version. Under the hood is Nissan’s twin-turbocharged 3.5-liter V6, but NISMO has worked its magic on the engine programming and valve clearances to squeeze out 460 horsepower and 516 pound-feet of torque. That’s 35 more horsepower than the regular Armada, although the torque figure remains unchanged.

And yes, you need premium fuel to get all 460 of those horses.

This is worth mentioning because the standard Armada is perfectly happy drinking regular 87-octane gasoline. So Nissan has essentially given the NISMO an extra 35 horsepower and then sent the owner to the expensive side of the gas pump to collect it.

Still, there is plenty of power.

The NISMO moves with surprising urgency for something that looks as though it could swallow a compact crossover whole. I managed 0-to-60 mph in 6 seconds, which is not sports-car territory but is perfectly respectable for a vehicle weighing roughly three tons.

And this is where things get interesting.

Nissan didn’t simply slap a NISMO badge on the back and call it a day. The Armada NISMO gets a NISMO-tuned electric steering system, electronically controlled air suspension, unique exterior treatment, 22-inch NISMO RAYS forged wheels and a revised exhaust system. There is also Active Sound Enhancement because apparently a vehicle this large needs to make sure you know it is trying to be sporty.

From the outside, there is absolutely no chance of confusing the NISMO with a normal Armada.

The front end is enormous, aggressive and covered in black trim, while the flared fenders give the big Nissan the visual width of something that has spent several years lifting weights in a questionable gym. The rear spoiler is larger, the lower bodywork is more aggressive and the red brake calipers are there to announce that this is not merely an Armada with a fancy set of floor mats.

There are red accents everywhere.

And I mean everywhere.

Inside, Nissan has continued the theme without going completely insane. The cabin is a combination of leather and suede-like Ultrasuede microfiber, with red quilted inserts, red stitching and additional red trim. The NISMO treatment manages to make the Armada’s already substantial interior feel more special without turning it into the automotive equivalent of a honeymoon suite in the Poconos.

The seats are particularly good.

In fact, I am prepared to admit that the seats may have changed my opinion of the entire vehicle.

You see not only are they heated, ventilated, heavily adjustable, most importantly, they massage.

Now, there are people who will tell you that carbon-fiber trim, titanium exhausts or a 500-horsepower engine are their favorite automotive options. Those people are wrong.

Massaging seats are the greatest automotive invention since somebody decided that a steering wheel should go in front of the driver rather than on the roof.

Nissan offers massaging front seats in the Armada, and in the NISMO they are standard.

This is especially important when you consider that I have reached the age where I no longer necessarily need a car to make me feel like a racing driver. I would actually prefer one that makes me feel as though I have just returned from a very expensive spa.

The NISMO obliges.

And then there is the sheer amount of room.

The Armada is a respectable three-row SUV, and unlike some vehicles that advertise seating for seven and then expect the seventh person to be an exceptionally small house cat, there is usable space in the third row. That makes the NISMO a rather strange proposition. It looks like something designed to terrorize a winding road, yet you can put actual people in the back.

The ride is also remarkably civilized. Bumps are handled without much drama, and the Armada remains quiet and composed at highway speeds. It is an easy vehicle to drive despite its considerable size. You never forget that you are piloting something approximately the size of a small apartment, but Nissan does a good job of making that apartment maneuverable.

There are, however, some cracks in the NISMO performance story.

The brakes are the biggest one.

The red calipers certainly look the part, but the NISMO does not receive larger brakes than the regular Armada. That seems like a strange decision when you are taking a vehicle of this size, giving it more power and then telling everyone it has been tuned by NISMO.

The steering, throttle and brake pedal also have a light, somewhat disconnected feel. The steering in particular can make precise lane placement more work than it should be, while the nine-speed automatic transmission can occasionally take its sweet time responding to requests from the steering-wheel-mounted paddles.

This is not a GT-R.

That sentence should probably be printed on the windshield.

The Armada NISMO is a big SUV that has been given a performance makeover, not a sports car that somehow grew three rows of seats. The 460 horsepower is welcome, but the additional 35 ponies don’t transform nearly 6,000 pounds of Nissan into a corner-carving missile. The NISMO treatment sharpens the Armada around the edges, but it doesn’t repeal the laws of physics.

And perhaps that is perfectly fine.

Because after a week with it, I stopped thinking about whether the Armada NISMO was sufficiently NISMO and started thinking about how remarkably easy it was to live with.

It has plenty of power, enormous amounts of space, a comfortable ride, a surprisingly good driving position and an interior that looks considerably more expensive than the Nissan badge might suggest. The leather and Ultrasuede microfiber combination, particularly with all that red stitching and quilting, gives the cabin a character that the standard Armada simply doesn’t have.

Then the seats start massaging my back.

And suddenly I’m prepared to forgive quite a lot.

The NISMO starts at $79,530, according to Nissan, putting it right into serious-money territory for a full-size SUV. It is also considerably more expensive than the standard Armada, although the NISMO comes loaded with performance and luxury equipment.

Would I take it to a racetrack?

Absolutely not.

Would I take it on a long road trip?

Now we’re talking.

The 2026 Nissan Armada NISMO is an oddball. It is too big to be a proper performance SUV, too sporty-looking to be mistaken for the family hauler and far too comfortable to be taken seriously as some sort of hard-core enthusiast machine.

But perhaps that is exactly why I like it.

Nissan took a giant three-row SUV, threw the NISMO parts bin at it, added 460 horsepower, painted some brake calipers red and then put massage chairs inside.

It is completely unnecessary.

It is also a tremendous amount of fun.

And at my age, I’ll take the massage over the racetrack. All while driving around with a stupid grin plastered across my now very wrinkled face.

The 2026 Nissan Armada NISMO
MSRP: $79,53
MSRP(as tested): $83,735
Engine 3.2-liter V6 460 hp @5600 rpm, 516 lb.-ft. torque @3600 rpm
Fuel Mileage (EPA): 16 city, 19 highway, 17 combined
Fuel Mileage (as tested mixed conditions): 18 mpg
Transmission: 9-speed shiftable automatic
Base curb weight: 6,102 lbs.

Exterior Dimensions
Wheelbase (inches): 121.1
Length (inches): 210.9
Width, without mirrors (inches): 92.5
Height (inches): 76.6
Minimum Ground Clearance (inches): 8.9

Interior Dimensions
Passenger / Seating Capacity: 7
Front Head Room (inches): 40.8 in.
Front Leg Room (inches): 43.8
Front Shoulder Room (inches): 64.2
Front Hip Room (inches): 59.9
Second Row Head Room 37.8 in.
Second Row Leg Room 39.2 in.
Second Row Shoulder Room 63.7 in.
Second Row Hip Room 59.9 in.
Third Row Head Room 36.0 in.
Third Row Leg Room 32.9 in.
Third Row Shoulder Room 63.1 in.
Third Row Hip Room 51.7 in.
Cargo Space Behind Front Row 97.1 cu. ft.
Cargo Space Behind Second Row 56.3 cu. ft.
Cargo Space Behind Third Row 20.4 cu. ft.

Warranty
Basic: 3 Yr./ 36000 Mi.
Drivetrain: 5 Yr./ 60000 Mi.
Rust: 5 yr./ unlimited mi.
Roadside: 3 yr./ 36000 mi.

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Greg is a published award winning sportswriter who spent 23 years combined active and active reserve military service, much of that in and around the Special Operations community. Greg was a writer for DriveTribe supporting Amazon's The Grand Tour and has been published in major publications across the country including the Los Angeles Times, the Cleveland Plain Dealer and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He was also a contributor to Chicken Soup for the NASCAR Soul, published in 2010, and the Christmas edition in 2016. He wrote as the NASCAR, Formula 1, Auto Reviews and National Veterans Affairs Examiner for Examiner.com and has appeared on Fox News. He holds a BS degree in communications, a Masters degree in psychology. He is currently the weekend Motorsports Editor for Autoweek and a regular contributor to Forbes.